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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to



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