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While drunk I'm awesome at stumbling, falling down, slurring my speech, making inappropriate sexual advances and blacking out. I also vomit like a world champion (think Team America: World Police). While high, I'm incredible at eating, spacing out and laughing my ass off. I also focus on video games like a laser, to the point at which I can perform really well.