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AndrewWK on 22 July 2012
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d21lewis said:
AndrewWK said:
d21lewis said:
I have also lived the dream. September 22, 2007. I shall never forget you. Not bad for a guy that couldn't even get a girlfriend in his teenage years, huh?

And that shit NEVER happened again. Not even close.

Maybe it will  

How did it happen?


When I was a cop, I arrested this guy for beating up his girlfriend.  His girlfriend was pretty hot and she worked at a local gas station so I kept showing up at the gas station convincing her why she should press charges on him (she kept wanting to back out of it but I would show her the pictures).  I was also flirting with her, too.  I had her phone number and we were talking when she said out of the  blue, "Do you think we could have sex some time?"  I was like, "Hell yeah!"

Anyway, we talked on the phone and face to face for about a month when I said, "I think I need to leave you alone.  I don't mean you any good and I don't think you mean anything good for me, either."  She started crying on the phone.  Then, a friend of hers called me and she was like, "You know she cares about you and we were going to a concert (Gucci Mane if you're curious.--you've never heard of him).  Now, she's not even in the mood.  Ya'll two need to talk face to face."

I was working but I managed to find a spot and talk to her.  She said that she was going to go to the concert but afterwards, she wanted to see me.  We kissed for a moment and then, they left.  I was working from 6pm to 6am.  At about 5am, I got a call saying, "We're at the ****** motel and we want you to come by."  I still had about an hour left to work but it was normally quiet around that time.  I went home, grabbed a shower, changed into my civillian clothes, and carried my radio with me in case there was a call.  If there were a call, I knew I'd be really late getting there but this was a moment I couldn't pass up.

When I got there, both girls were there.  There was ecstacy involved and I did my thing.  I think I was pretty good.  Maybe I was.  Maybe I wasn't.  It still counts, though!  And after working a full night shift, I stayed up the entire day thinking to myself, "That was awesome."

Me and the girl stayed in touch for years.  Despite the way our first time went, I still wound up falling in love with her.  I had a lot of girlfriends around that time but she was and still is my favorite.  THe history we made in the two years she was in my life was crazy.  Not just the sex, but the situations we got into.  You wouldn't believe them if I told you (and I did).  I talked about ther a lot in these forums.  She's married, now.  The day we went our seperate ways seems like the day I died.  I haven't been myself, since.  Now, I'm just some boring regular guy.


I cant count that. You where a cop thats cheating

Seriously now, awesome story it was worth th long read.