Worst possible "Date" ever?

[sethnintendo]

happydolphin said:

One of the comments from the original thread.

i dont see why this was such a problem. i take a piss literally every single time a take a ****. its really not difficult to do, it is a little uncomfortable with an erection but its nothing that should make you piss and **** all over a girls bathroom. definately nothing to cause you to run to the bathtub over...

 

seriously though, that is the most embarrasing story ive ever heard, this is not helping the social anxiety im sure...but think of it this way, there is no way you can ever have an experience this bad again. it can only go uphill from now on.

 

I'm still laughing tears :)

That was the same mentality I took after I lost my virginity to a nasty fat slut.  I thought well I can only go uphill from here.