The other thing you may want to think about if you really NEED a religion is not which one is right for you, but which one you think is objectively the best one out there. Otherwise, you're not willing to teach yourself anything, or learn morals, reflect upon yourself, etc. If you look for which religion is right for you personally, all you're looking for is something which upholds your pre-established beliefs. In other words, you wouldn't need religion if you want one tailor made for you because you obviously already have a system of beliefs you believe are valid and uncompromisable.
Babble babble bitch bitch rebel rebel party party sex sex sex and don't forget the violence. Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely stick your stupid slogan in. Everybody sing along.
