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*tears* this shit was SO FUCKING FUNNY OMG!! i was like actually rolling in my chair the whole time reading this XD

i almost lost it when he said "pee bottle" LMFAO. This guy is an fucking idi.....

he should've just went to the bathroom at the public place if it was that bad. Just put some toilet paper on the toilet seat. At her house, why didn't this guy just piss in the sink?? but in the worst situation' he should've sat on the toilet letting the sh!t out while pissing on the floor. that way he could've easily only had to get the piss up off the floor with napkins instead of piss AND sh!t on the toilet' floor and in the tub SMFH

this guy deserved to be embarrassed