ROFLMAO said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
ROFLMAO said:
16 and I've had sex. I didn't really have to go out and seek it, it almost literally came to me xD A couple of weeks before my birthday, me and my family were in Adelaide for a while and I had a babysitter for the first time in my life (At 15 with an internet connection, I really didn't think I needed one o.O) But when I saw her, I had no complaints, she was freaking gorgeous. Yeah.. You can probably guess what we did. And when my folks got home they had no idea, I really don't know why they even hired her, I've got a weird feeling it was like a present from my dad, but I'd find it too weird to ask xD |
How old was the babysitter!?
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She was 17.
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Chalk this victory up to having completely clueless parents. Do yourself a favor and never bring this up to your Dad, chances are you're wrong and he had no idea the situation he was setting up. Accusing him of being a pimp and her of being a whore isn't exactly an ideal conversation piece... unless I'm just way off base and your pops is a weird type of scheming fellow.
