If I had a daughter, I'd name her Nya (after Naya, the female spy from Mission Impossible 2). If I had a son, I'd toss him in the ocean. There's only room for ONE penis in my house!
Coincidentally, I did have a daughter and I did name her Nya after the female spy from Mission Impossible 2. She's my best friend in the whole world! I do not have a son.








