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Johann said:

Lewis I hope you don't take this the wrong way but... you look absolutely nothing like I imagined.

You read like a harmless, hillarious, silly person.

You look like a cop. And not the adorable doughnut eating kind. The renegade kind. That plays by their own rules and fights with the chief of police.


Funny you should say that.  When I was in law enforcement, I based my cop persona on Will Smith from Bad Boys!  Everytime I got a call, I'd say "What would Mike Lowry (Will Smith) from Bad Boys do/say in this situation?"  It normally worked out pretty well.  As a bonus, I got laid a lot.