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I don't like England to be honest. Everytime I go to a british news site, and talk with british people, they struck me as... well, that's it. They struck me. Mentally I mean. It feels devoid of soul, like if one of these hooded guys from Harry Potter sucked it out. I don't really know how to explain it.

I propose the immediate devolution of Britain to the celts and scattering the british between Australia, Canada, New Zealand and the USA. Who's with me?