Heh, may as well bring this up: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html
It's a "Shakespeare Insult Kit"
You take on word from each successive column, and you get your insult!
Here are some examples right off the bat:
Thou rank, coddle-deep codpiece!
Thou warped, tickle-brained malt-worm!
Thou goatish, fly-bittened whey-face!
By life end:
- Wii- 100 million+
- Xbox360- 35~40 million
- PS3- 30 million
- PSP- 30~32 million ------------- FAILURE
- NDS- 85~90 million (Skeptical) - FAILURE
- NDS- 100 million+ (Optimistic) -- Success!







