Khuutra said:
Your Shepard's relationships sound super complicated Did Liara really yell at you? Man! I've got to try cheating on one of my squadmates at some point. Miranda didn't yell at me when I cheated on her with Cortez |
Yeah, it was like twenty seconds after I had sex with Traynor in the shower. I was like, "Hmm. That was unexpected yet, satisfying..." then I went to talk to Liara and she was like, "I heard about you and Traynor. It's over between us!" and then she acted bitchy towards me for the next few missions. I don't know who it is that keeps running their mouth about my sex life on the Normandy but it's pissing me off.
In ME2, right after I got with Jacob, one of the women (I think it was Kasumi) was like, "Oh, I heard you and Jacob did it! You're living the dream, huh?" And in my first playthrough of ME2, I kept going between Garrus and Thane but neither would touch my skanky Shepard poontang until I broke it off with the other. I wound up getting with Garrus ("Well.....that was....interesting...."). I wish I would have kept THAT scenario for my playthrough of ME3! It would have been interesting.
I tried getting with Miranda and Jack in ME2 but apparently, they aren't into that kind of stuff.








