NintendoPie on 27 June 2012
I wouldn't say you are the picture of health after you "had a few drinks, couple of joints", Millenium. 
Aaaaaannnnyyyyywayyyyyyyy, I usually don't get sick much now. I used to get Strep Throat a lot when I had my Tonsils. Now I don't get it that much.
I also, accidentally of course, make a gash in my leg that almost reached my Main Artery. AKA, I would've bleed to death, AKA I wouldn't have told you you weren't the picture of health. 
(It's healed up perfectly now, though, Yay!)
EDIT: I've never broken a bone. =D
