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I'd like to see Nadal win. I've always preferred him to Federer.
As for the ladies I'd like to see some REALLY short skirts and and listen to those eastern european accents moan.



I was walking down along the street and I heard this voice saying, "Good evening, Mr. Dowd." Well, I turned around and here was this big six-foot rabbit leaning up against a lamp-post. Well, I thought nothing of that because when you've lived in a town as long as I've lived in this one, you get used to the fact that everybody knows your name.