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So going back to the ass, even with the proper knowledge of what to do now, as someone pointed out earlier, I still wouldn't give a chick anal. I didn't like it and there would always be that little fear of her pooing on me again. Not to mention the smell...

Oh and to be fair, I don't like when a chick tries to finger my ass. Yes, I understand the prostate is the male g-spot, and the term "milking" a man still ingrained in my mind since Road Trip, but it didn't feel right and made my stomach unsettled. Not to mention it made me really need to go use the facilities, totally killing what could have been an awesome night! Damn, and to believe she was religious type...

So yeah, all in all. No anal. And NO ASS TO MOUTH!