That Guy on 31 January 2008
Dude come on, the Wii just a fad that's going to die down any minute now. Then BAM! PS3 domination. It'll hit you so fast and hard you'll be blinded by the sheer Blu intensity of it... in HD! PS3s will be flying off the shelves so fast you'll have to duck or get your head cut off. And on one day, all Wii owners will throw away their Wiis causing a massive garbage overflow which somehow all gets sent to New Jersery causing the locals to rename the entire city Wii Jersey as discarded Wiis flow through the streets like a raging river in what will eventually be named "The running of the Wiis." Also on that day, the hardcore overrun the casuals in a bloody massacre that shall forever be known to future generations as the release of Metal Gear Solid 4. Be afraid. Be very afraid. PS3 domination is coming... in HD! Dun. Dun. Dun.
(stolen from Words of Wisdom on another thread)LOL
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