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For the most part, I think I've done everything I ever wanted to do--maybe not with my significant but I still got to do them. I guess the only thing I really wanted to try was having a bunch of people watch or be the only guy in a room full of crazy women. That's about it, I guess. And to be honest, in my current condition, everybody involved would be disappointed. If I were five years younger, though.......