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Barozi said:
d21lewis said:

First impression: 

Yeah. This game kinda sucks. False alarm, people. Didn't mean to get your hopes up.

It's basically Onechanbara with slightly better graphics (meaning it still looks like a 2006 Xbox 360 title) with rough animations. It's not really stylish like we've been led to believe. Some of the textures are Dreamcast quality and the animations are House of the Dead calibre.

Gameplay is just as abysmal. My right thumb hurts from basically jamming on the buttons for 45 minutes. It feels pretty cumbersome and I can't seem to find a rhythm. I didn't die or anything, yet. It just feels ancient like Zombie Revenge (which I actually enjoyed at the time due to the two player co-op and the presentation) or Dynamite Cop (which I loathed).  Maybe when I buy some new moves, things will get less repetitive.

The game has charm and the main character is sexy if a little stiff. My pawn in Dragon's Dogma is hotter. I'm gonna finish it because I'm a sucker for a game with a hot female lead but this isn't a good game. It could have been an XBL downloadable, unless something drastic changes in the next few chapters. Castle Crashers does it better and with more depth.

A rental at best (though I don't totally regret the purchase.....yet.) if I were anybody else. Part of me thinks that the girl at Gamestop was actually mocking me, now. She probably knew the game sucked and had a big laugh as soon as I left.

I'm sure you already got the achievement for taking a sneak peak under her skirt right ?

No.  I'm a gentleman.

Plus, every time I tried, she covers it up with her hand.