Please someone help me please...

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Andrespetmonkey said:

brendude13 said:

Bristow9091 said:
Go bash one out... that helps me when I feel down, if that doesn't work then go to bed and try again when you wake up.

Finally! Another person that says "bash one out"!

It's too violent... when people say that I imagine them punching their dick until it cums

I figured your euphemism of choice was "Spank the monkey".