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Slimebeast said:
d21lewis said:

Game of the fucking year.

I finally stopped pissing around and doing the little side missions and actually started doing missions that advance the story. I've done two--the one where I had to reclaim a castle from goblins and one where I had to investigate a cult. Both just left a huge smile on my face. Epic for two different reasons.

And what the fuck is up with that guy Valmiro? Is he addicted to weed or something? He keeps going off when everybody tells him to sit his ass down and then I find him passed out asking for "herbs" to get him back on his feet. That's why I don't hang out with stoners anymore.

And finally, now that my Pawn is clad in a thong, red cape, and I changed her hairstyle and gave her a bit of a goth look, people can't seem to get enough of her. She's really bringing in the RC and getting great ratings. Sad that I had to dress her like a whore but I guess that's just the sad reality of being a pimp.

She looks almost exactly like this except she has a long red scarf and no white face paint--and her ass is actually less covered:


I haven't come that far yet but I saw the guy offerring the two side-quests you mentioned.

A thong? Dammit I want a thong for my lead pawn too. She has underpants yes, but not thongs. Where do I get thongs?

Thongs?  I have two.  My main Pawn has the nicest video game character ass I have ever seen.  My Pawn isn't bad, either.  Look me up if you're on XBL.  Anyway, one thong is hidden in the camp of man hating women in a treasure chest.  The other was in the room of the Duchess under her bed inside the castle.  I changed my pawn's appearance so now she's shorter, has red hair, and is still sexy as hell.  Brings in a ton of RC every day.