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zgamer5 said:
M.U.G.E.N said:
Sal.Paradise said:
>nearing the end of the sony conference
>we have one more special guest joining us tonight so..
>"deploying surprise in 3..2..1"
>you can hear a truck backing up
>gaben rolls out onto the stage
>a huge 3 appears on the main screen
>most gaming forums instantly go down from the amount of spam before the rest of the text appears
>...........Left 4 D3ad
>the worst riot in 20 years begins
>national guard deployed, over 300 dead and a thousand injured
>gaben later sells his business to EA and kills himself, unable to live with the guilt of the dead

lol let me try and top this one

> right at the end 

> oh before we forget we have one more special guest tonight

> From Epic Games

> Cliffy B

> New Gears of war spin off series for vita

> good night


you didn't top it

the press conference ends, the lights turn off and people are told to leave

but just before the first person steps out of the room the lights turn on and they follow a gangstar as he runs to the stage

its a rockstar dev

gta5 is exclusive for the vita

when you buy the game you will get a gun shaped usb that will have the ps3 version of the game

but gta5 only comes bundled with the vita

2 million commit suicide

 

Nobody will top this one: 

 

The conference seemingly ends

The arena is in total darkness

You here a roar like Kratos just got hit

A mysterious box appears on screen

The words "ORBIS" appear on screen

The ending of GOW3 is shown

Kaz comes on stage and shows us the PS4 (just shows, doesn't say anything)

Teaser for GOW4 is shown

GOW4 announced as a launch title for the PS4.

The PS4 itself launches next year. 

 

..........or maybe they'll finally announce the launch date for The Last Guardian.