>nearing the end of the sony conference
>we have one more special guest joining us tonight so..
>"deploying surprise in 3..2..1"
>you can hear a truck backing up
>gaben rolls out onto the stage
>a huge 3 appears on the main screen
>most gaming forums instantly go down from the amount of spam before the rest of the text appears
>...........Left 4 D3ad
>the worst riot in 20 years begins
>national guard deployed, over 300 dead and a thousand injured
>gaben later sells his business to EA and kills himself, unable to live with the guilt of the dead