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Game: Babysit this child for a day while her father goes on a business trip
Me: Okay. This should be easy enough. What could possibly go wrong

*5secs later*

Game: Mission Failed
Me: How do I get out of prison?

Needless to say, I'm not fit to babysit a pet rock. This game should have known better than to trust me with the child of a nobleman.