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Joelcool7 said:
I will not be turned. I've been Kong for years, bananas flow through my blood and bongo drums ring in my head. Every time I see Piplup's ugly adorable face I pound my chest, hit the ground and throw barrels at my broken PC. NintendoPie is the new generation Piplup blahhhh so young so innocent so naive..... back in my day you climbed platters dodging barrels, you jumped on crocodiles and rode rhinoceros, you button mashed and screamed when your cartridge needed to be blown into.

NinPie, he taps a stylus gently on a word, a magical little cute blue penguin spits some water on another adorable monster. Sitting at home on the couch playing some guy in Japan.

DK puts hair on the chest, us Kong fans used to spend hours in sweaty arcades using NES cartridges to as breathelizers heck we needed to blow in em anyways.

Dang this new confangled generation. NintendoPie dammmmmnnnn you! I will never surrender the king lives and Kong shall make a come back!!!!!

*Waves Finger in JC's Face*

No, no, no, you shall obey.