I want to go to a fetish club in Tokyo and my wife allowed me to. She may even come (I don't know which I prefer, lol). I'll dress as a professor, with a suit, a textbook and one of those extendable sticks to point at the blackboard. If she comes she'll be a schoolgirl.
No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.