d21lewis on 10 May 2012
| Jay520 said: A while ago, this girl asked to play doctor with me. I accepted because...who wouldn't want to impersonate a man in a position of such dignity and honor. As we started playing, the girl shut the door and locked us in the room. I thought this was a litte weird but paid no attention to it. But then, she reached down and went for my zipper! What the fuck! She tried to touch my private area! Little slut! I may have reacted a little over-the-top, but I was scared! So, while she was down on her knees, I grasped the back of her head and lunged my knee upward into her face several times for a tko. But of course, she told the authorities and I'm the bad guy. I'm like really? She tried to touch my big man! My private area! It's called PRIVATE for a reason, stupid bitch! But yeah, she gotta restraining order for six months. Isn't this some bullshit! Now, for the next five months, I have to plan my routes to avoid her path. This is just unfair. |
Dude!
Give me her number. I'll take care of this one for ya.
