Jay520 on 07 May 2012
NintendoPie said:
Correct. The best city there is Detroit. Move there, Rowen. |
Don't do it Rainbow! Those Detroiters would eat you up. You would be raped & mugged upon entering the city!
But if you do come, be sure to bring a few bullet-proof vesses. Because you WILL be shot, daily. You will be shot while going to school. You will be shot while going to work. You will be shot while going to the store. You will be shot going to the hospital after getting shot. You will be shot leaving the hospital. You will be shot when taking out the trash. And when you're dead, you will be restored to life by specially trainined thugs, only to be killed by those same thugs. Rinse. Repeat. I've died over seventy-nine times this year!
Also, you be robbed. They will steal your money. They will steal your phone. They will steal your clothes. They will steal your identity. They will steal your car. They will steal your manhood (as I mentioned earlier). They will steal your house! (don't ask how). If you are robbed, which you will, there are two options for you to take. A.) Shoot themth and take your pocessions back (if they took your manhood, obviously you can't take that back, so I'd suggest taking their manhood to create balance, or B.) Rob some other person. It's all a balance that works.
Okay, if you want to survive here, you're going to tuffen up. First, you start running for cardio. Run everyday. Run everywhere. I want yo to run until it hurts, then run some more. Run until you fall down, then run some more. Run until you puke, then run some more. Run until your legs feel like noodles, then run some more. Run until you pass out, then when you wake up, RUN SOME GODDAMN MORE!
Next is strength training. You must lift weights so you won't be used as a ragdoll. I'd suggest benchpressing, squats, pull downs, curls, and of course sit ups. If you can't benchpress 500 lbs, YOU'RE NOT READY. Also, you should start cutting your skin everyday, so that it can heal back stronger. Keep doing this until your skin feels like sandpaper. This will give you a layer of protection against the knives and bullets that will meet you.
You gotta make a living. Pick a career: Drug business, Gang member, Bum. Choose one. When you give me an answer, I'll teach you the basics of what you need to learn to be successful in your field.
