Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

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twesterm said:

stof said:
You're walking down the street with your wife and 2 small children when a man of undetermined Asian ethnicity walks by you and says hello. What do you do?

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Democrat's answer

Say hello.







Republican's answer

BANG!





Redneck's answer

See "Republican"

Actually, the true redneck answer should be: What the fuck is an Asian?

Answer: the thing with my bullet in its head.

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And I grew up in a redneck country inbred hillbilly backcountry shit kicker town so I can say this kind of thing. I went to school one day and in the truck parked next to me there was a dead deer thrown in the back of the guys truck.

I know redneck.

 I win this battle: My uncle has a still.