Are you a smelly individual?

[sethnintendo]

WiiBox3 said:

Depends how white you are. I'm dark enough I don't even get a second glance. But I agree. Shaving your head is the way to go. But I use the shortest gaurd. If I don't my head becomes like velcro for a few days.

I was going to try and formulate a joke about muff diving / diving head first into pussy then being velcro to it but I couldn't work out the kinks.  Although the velcro comment did remind me of the facial hair term flavor saver.