One time I was running down the stairs in my school and my friend at the bottom of the stairs said joking "here comes that slow b******", the second I reached the bottom of the stairs I said "what the f*** did you say" and punched him in the gut with about half my strength. I knocked the wind right out of him. Unfortunetally the principle was right next to me and was pissed and I sent right to the principles office. Thankfully I away with it.
Another time I was in chemistry class. I was already failing the class and my friend wasn't doing to good either. So were really bored so I happened to have a ping pong ball in my bag and I toke it out. So me and my friend started to hit back and forth. We started to really get into it. Then we looked up and the teacher standing right there. He grabbed the ball, threw it away and started yelling at us. He turned his back and started heading towards the front of the room. Being the idiot I am, I reached into my bag , pulled out another ball and yelled at my friend, "Don't worry dude I have another one." He grabbed it and threw it away and started heading towards the front of the room again. And then I said something to my friend and he turned around and screamed at me "NOW YOUR GRUNTING AT ME!!!!". And I said to him "What the f*** are you talking about?" I have never seen a teacher get so mad.
Also there were many times when either me or my friends got drunk before or during school. One of those time my friend got really drunk before he came to school and he arrived during second period. He sat next to me, told me he was drunk, then I laughed really hard. A little later in the class he said that he didn't fell good and the threw up all over the floor. every one was in disgust except me, because i was laughing my ass off. He got suspended.
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