One time the chemistry teacher said he would bring a breathalyzer for the next class. Being the smart guy I am, I decided to have some alcohol before class and volunteer myself to test the thing. I took a full glass of vodka (300 ml) before going to school (6:00 AM). When he finally arrived he said: Sorry I forgot to bring the breathalyzer. I had to watch all the classes with a awful headache. A week later I did it again, took another glass of vodka and ... he forgot the damn thing again.
Avoid alcohol kids.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."
