My friends had the idea to set our alarm clocks to ring 1 minute after the other. There were 5 different alarm tones ringing for more than 30 minutes.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."