We had a user named Snake612 who would quit and return almost every week. He almost always made an "I'm quitting" thread to announce that he was leaving. Then, he would make a thread announcing that he was going to stick around.
He also made this thread called "Real Talk". He always made threads telling us that "Real Talk" was coming. Then, he would make a thread telling us why "Real Talk" was postponed. Then he would tell us the new date that "Real Talk" would be coming. Basically, he would announce that he was going to make a thread by making a thread. The funny thing was, whenever a Real Talk thread would finally be created, it would get 20 posts or something. Then, another user named RubangB stole "Real Talk" from Snake612 and it was a huge success.
I miss those guys.