The Have You Ever Thread, New Rule!

[Andrespetmonkey]

NintendoPie said:

Andrespetmonkey said:
No! I can't piss with a boner, that's like trying to force 2 trains down a 1 train tunnel.

Have you ever been go-karting?

Is it really that hard (Teehee!) for you?! You've got a defect, sir.

I can do it, it just reaally hurts and aiming is pretty much impossible... you know I've recently been hard if there is piss all over the floor and shower curtain...