Kratos - To tell him I love him and just to spend time with the most badass person ever created.
Batman - Get Kratos to make him give me loads of money.
Aphrodite - Sexual intercourse.
Alan Wake - Great after dinner conversation, plus he tells a great story.
Abe (Oddworld) - The best alien ever, every party needs an alien friend.
Nathan Drake - So I can poison his food and kill him, I hate him.







