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I almost got floored by a fat woman in a minivan eating an ice cream cone a few years ago (very close call). A bit angry, as well shaken I slammed my hands down on the hood of her van and called her a fat f***ing cow and some other kind words. >.>

What's even funnier is that she had the audacity to ask me why I was upset.