My last death occurred while playing Grand Theft Auto IV...
Looks like I'll get drunk, fight a homeless guy, which leads to me fighting more homeless guys (apparently the homeless are in some sort of alliance and if you hit one of them, then prepare for a relentless assault by every homeless guy in the proximity) where I will be beaten until I only have 5 percent of energy. Luckily, I'll have a shotgun hidden in my T-Shirt which I'll use to scare them off (Except for one who I'll have to gun down. For some reason, he will think he can fight a shotgun shell). Afterwards, I'll make a dash to the nearest burger shack to refill my health, only to stumble over a street curb, falling to my death.
FUCK YEAH!! I can't think of a more honorable way to go out. Generations unborn will sing epic songs about my last minutes on this Earth. f







