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Mummelmann said:

Paul said:
I think apple should get into the apple business. Imagine an apple branded apple? All the apple fan boys would go nuts. They could put the apple logo on each apple they sell and sell them for twice the price of the competitors apples.

Why would they go nuts for an apple? Isn't that like going bananas for a coconut?

I like your idea though, but you would also have to release new apples with barely any noticeable changes at least once a year and you would also have to convince people that even though your apple has the exact same content as other apples, yours has a lot better build quality.

If that was the case then they better use no pesticides.  I don't like eating apples too much because their skin is full of them.  I suppose I could buy "organic" apples.  Apple just needs to come up with a cooler word than organic.  Also, they need to convince all the fatties that fruit tastes better than junk food.  I suppose they could release caramel apples for the fatties.