are you from the US if yes get a gun, then claim self-defense. if not get his legs make him fall be careful that he doesn't fall on any part of your body, once he is down just kick him until he stop breathing then claim self-defense when the popo comes to get you
Bet reminder: I bet with Tboned51 that Splatoon won't reach the 1 million shipped mark by the end of 2015. I win if he loses and I lose if I lost.