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Jay520 said:
badgenome said:
RolStoppable said:
Dodge his swings and punch his belly button. That's the weak spot of fatties.

A little bit lower, I think.



Genital attacks are off limits. That's dishonorable.

Hahahahaha, this rmeinds me of my highschool days. Fortunately you should be done with these stupid fights once you go to uni and the working world, although you never know when you might come across a man-child who needs to prove something to noone. Also, watch out what your oponent is thinking. Hitting the groin might not be dishonorable for him, and you'll get his foot straight to your gnats ending the fight right there. Also, make sure this kid isn't nuts and bringing a knife or some weapon with him, you don't want to get maimed or worse die for a stupid fight. Also, make sure its a fair one and he isn't bringing a posse that's gonna beat your ass to a bloody pulp.

Now for the fight itself, i got in a fight with a kid that was heavier than me in highschool and it ended rather fast by punching him in the nose and then once to the side of the head knocking him to the floor. Punching the nose will have his eyes well up with tears (not cause he's crying but cause it is a natural body reaction) which will impair his vision, once the blood starts flowing he will lose his ego as well, and there is a chance he will cover his face for protection or to hold his nose so he is not attacking and this is when you make sure you land that last punch to knock him down to the floor before he gains his senses and gets his footing back to come back at you.

So basically, since this kid is fat, do not waste time punching his body, between his extra layers and your undeveloped upper body strength, he will absorb your hits and retaliate against you and hurt you. Go straight for the face and head to break his will.

If you are not good with kicking, then forget that, if you kick him like a wuss and he grabs your leg its fuckin over.

So in bullet-point form:

1. Avoid him/dance around to confuse him

2. Take advantage of the first opening and lay your fist right through that bastard's face

3. Once you land that critical blow - DO NOT STOP HITTING HIM - land as many punches as you need on his face and head until he drops (this is critical as it is the fight ender, if you stop after your first hit you will give him the chance to regain composure and become full of rage, his adrenaline spikes and can overpower you)

4. If he doesn't surrender when he is down, and wants to get back up to fight you, thats when you can start kicking him when he is down

Finally, make sure you dont break a finger or knuckle when throwing your fists around. I knew a guy who punched someone while tucking his thumb into his fist and broke his thumb. Don't be an idiot like him.

Good luck man, I am curious to the outcome, and rooting for you if that guy did you wrong.