This is what happens next in The Walking Dead comic series: something fucking awesome where people die and you're legitimately scared for your favorite character's survival.
This is what happens next in The Walking Dead television show: people sit around and act as if they're in a lame high school drama. Characters die infrequently and often in the lamest way possible, insulting the audience's intelligence the entire time. Seriously, an open field. He died in a fucking open field after surviving for months against a full-on zombie assault. First, why the fuck was he out there and second, was he killed by a mother-fucking zombie ninja? Fuck that show. Fuck.
The show is fucking awful. If you disagree, you're fucking awful, too.
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