Three engineers are sitting in a pub, debating what kind of engineer God must have been to create something as complicated as a human being.
Engineer 1: Just look at all the complicated interlocking joints and muscle systems in the human body. God was obviously a mechanical engineer.
Engineer 2: But the complexity of those joints pales in comparison to the supercomputer that is the human brain and the sophisticated inputs and outputs of the nervous system. God would have to be an electrical engineer to make something so complex.
Engineer 3: You're both wrong. God is a civil engineer.
Engineer 1: Huh?
Engineer 2: That makes so sense whatsoever.
Engineer 3: It makes perfect sense. Who else but a civil engineer would put a sewage pipeline running through a recreational area?
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