What can Nintendo do to bring you back to them?

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JGarret said:

binary solo said:

Jumpin said:

binary solo said:
I'll get on board with Nintendo if they kill Mario and Luigi. Until then I can't in good conscience throw the bulk of my gaming money their way.

Haha, this made me laugh some how =P

Although, what are your reasons for drawing this conlcusion?

Mario and Luigi give me a creepy pedo vibe. I think it's their big moustachios on child-like bodies, and those white gloves...*shivers*. I can barely watch someone play a Mario game let alone think about playing one myself. See I quite like playing Supertux on Linux, which is really (almost criminally) 2D mario but with a Penguin instead of Mario. If I could re-skin Mario and Luigi as penguins and all the rest of any Mario game remained exactly the same I'd probably buy a Wii tomorrow. After all having penguins rescue Princess Peach requires no more suspension of disbelief than having a couple of Italian plumbers doing it.

My EYES!!!!!!!! It burns usssssssss.