superchunk on 06 March 2012
| Boutros said: No it's my mom who farted and thus slightly changed the wind currents where I live which then became an exponential change around where the Titanic sunk and it moved the iceberg in the boat's path. She's also responsible for global warming you know. That very same fart. We never forgave her. |
Why have your family not done the socially appropriate thing and sentanced her to death by snu-snu. That's the way I'd want to go.
