Foreign perceptions of the UK?

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- Britons wear top hats

- Britons drink tea at least five times per day

- Britons are extremely generous

- Britons are ugly

- Britons keep watches in their pockets

- Britons eat fish and ships rather than pizza

- Britons truly love themselves

- Britons are intelligent



Or at least my television says so.