Santorum will unmarry all gay couples if he's elected

[Cheebee]

green_sky said:
Man these politicians are always trying to one up each other in quest for cuckooness.

Green_sky for president. I for one will ban marriage for straight people and only allow homosexual marriages. Straight people have the worst worst record in marriages. With the idiots like Kim K and britney spears. I know they are not representative of the entire populace but still. Heteros just don't appreciate marriages anymore.

Gosh, I'd vote for you in a heartbeat. ;)

If you were electable. And I a US citizen. :P