Parlez-vous français?

[Marks]

atma998 said:

Marks said:

TruckOSaurus said:

Marks said:
Bonjour. J'aime ananas.

I'm Canadian so had to take French up until I was 14. I've forgotten 99% of it by now though.

Au moins, tu ne mourras pas de faim si tu te retrouves en France / At least, you won't starve in you find yourself in France.

hahaha oui, oui! 

I also know "ou est le salle de bains" so I won't have to piss my pants hahaha. I remember a few odd phrases. And if some smart alleck french guy gets on my nerves I'll give him a good old fashioned "vous mangez les merdes de chien" 

lol

I'm not sure they know what ''salle de bain'' means in France as I think it's only a Quebec's term.

Peut-être un français pourrais nous le confirmer?

haha it must be Quebec French then, meaning bathroom/washroom.