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Looks like The Onion is stating that obvious this time. I found out to close my account awhile back when they kept resetting my privacy settings after each update. They don't do it anymore but I had enough of Facebook by then. Basically, I think that Mark Zuckerberg is a douche bag and I don't any more part of his shit site. It was fun when it was college only now it is just lame to me. If I want my family or friends to know what I am doing I will call them.

"That is how they got my brother"  That was a pretty good line...