Parlez-vous français?

[Marks]

TruckOSaurus said:

Marks said:
Bonjour. J'aime ananas.

I'm Canadian so had to take French up until I was 14. I've forgotten 99% of it by now though.

Au moins, tu ne mourras pas de faim si tu te retrouves en France / At least, you won't starve in you find yourself in France.

hahaha oui, oui! 

I also know "ou est le salle de bains" so I won't have to piss my pants hahaha. I remember a few odd phrases. And if some smart alleck french guy gets on my nerves I'll give him a good old fashioned "vous mangez les merdes de chien"