Crystalchild on 26 February 2012
i'd kill myself (in a church, with witnesses) and reverse the process that would occur 24 Hours later... and when i get back up, i shall be declared your new leader, silly humans.
edit: i might buy a huge Dildo, and give it to my GF, saying her that she should keep it as a reminder of me... imagine it, she is shocked enough by my death that she'd actually keep it and place that thing on a shelf, with the note "in memory of my Boyfriend".. 
I'm a Foreigner, and as such, i am grateful for everyone pointing out any mistakes in my english posted above - only this way i'll be able to improve. thank you!
